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Natasha's name: a Marvel mini-rant

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I'm so tired of seeing comments like "Marvel couldn't be bothered to get Russian names right! Black Widow's name makes no sense! LOOOOL".

1. Black Widow was created in 1964. This is before the internet, before Google; there was no Skyping some Russians to do some Russopicking. The Iron Curtain was in full effect. Very little was known about life in the Soviet Union, VERY few Americans could visit the USSR for any reason, and VERY VERY VERY few people from the USSR ever set foot on American soil. Are we so short-sighted and spoiled by the overwhelming access to information at our fingertips today that we can't comprehend that when Stan Lee wrote Tales of Suspense #52 (along with the 35 other comics he wrote that month) that the extent of his knowledge about Russian names, culture, or the KGB was limited to whatever could be found in an encyclopedia? Have any of y'all ever cracked open a fucking encyclopedia in your lives? Never mind, don't answer that.

2. Actual Russians keep pointing that that Natasha going by 'Romanoff' in the MCU is likely a personal choice she made, due to her spending the majority of her professional life in an Anglophone environment. Hell, Zola even calls her "Romanova, Natalia Alianovna" when he addresses her in CA2: TWS, suggesting that is indeed her official name and that Romanoff is just how she chooses to anglicize it. (In the comics she is variously called Romanoff, Romanov, Romanova, etc.)

3. DUH of course most of the Marvel Russian/Soviet characters are going to have surnames from famous individuals -- who else were Americans going to hear about in that time period? Artists, royalty, and cosmonauts, that's about it. Frankly, I'm grateful that Stan Lee didn't just slap some random syllables together into some godawful 'foreign-sounding' mishmash and call it a day (ie the Japanese manga-ka method).

4. 'Alianovna' isn't a Russian patronymic, true. Alian is probably Bashkir, Tatar, or even a Caucasian (ie Georgian, Circassian, etc.) name. Big surprise, Natasha may not be a full-blooded ethnic Russian! Another possibility is that Alian is actually an unusually transliterated version of the name Ulyan (Julian), which is a Russian male name.

My thoughts on Edgar Wright no longer directing Ant-Man

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The news broke that, due to "differences in their vision of the film", Edgar Wright and Marvel have parted ways on the Ant-Man movie. On the surface, this doesn't seem like that big a deal -- except that Edgar Wright has been working on this movie for over eight years and he was the driving force behind it getting greenlit in the first place. Moreover, Marvel is still planning to use his script and keep the release date, which is in summer of next year.

Shocking! I wonder when Edgar Wright will go on a twitter rant and spill the beans about what happened. Personally, I don't know if its even feasible to make the movie at this point -- Marvel will have to find a director in the next few weeks and that director will only have about 6-7 months to get the movie out in time for editing, marketing, and making the release date. That's a tall order!

If it were up to me, I'd probably scrap the project altogether, but can they even scrap it without screwing up their plans for other MCU movies? We know so little about the Ant-Man movie, but it may be integral to Marvel's plans for its cinematic universe. About the only thing that can be said is that Wright's firing makes it all the more obvious that Marvel is willing to ditch anyone who won't cooperate with them, no matter how many years they'd put into the project. Don't squabble with Marvel over paychecks, don't blab secrets, and sure as hell don't try to commandeer a project from Marvel or you WILL be eliminated with extreme prejudice. It happened to Terrance Howard, to Edward Norton, Patty Jenkins, and now Edgar Wright. As far as Marvel is concerned you are replaceable. On one hand I'm like "damn that's cold" but on the other hand I have to think that's why all the movies have been so cohesive so far.

The Maelstrom's Cup, Chapter 2 (WWE fanfic)

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Title: The Maelstrom's Cup
Fandom: Wrestling
Pairing: Jon Moxley/Tyler Black (aka Dean Ambrose/Seth Rollins)
Rating: M for Mature
Warnings: Sexual content, some violence, references to abuse, and other adult themes some readers may find disturbing. Also, as always, all characters herein are intended to be FICTIONAL and are not identical to the real wrestlers portraying them and have no bearing on their real lives/personalities. Capiche?
Summary: In a 2006 that never was, Tyler Black encounters Jon Moxley in Puerto Rico.




Tyler jerked awake the next morning, awoken by the sound of Moxley stumbling around the kitchenette, cursing under his breath. Sitting up on the couch, Tyler rubbed at his eyes and blearily checked his watch. The time was barely 6 AM. Moxley's cursing grew louder; whatever had him pissed this early in the morning had him really pissed. It was stifling hot in the apartment, so Tyler peeled off the t-shirt he'd slept in and left it on the couch.

He walked into the kitchenette to find all the cabinet doors hanging open while Jon Moxley dug in the fridge. Slamming the door to the fridge shut, Moxley turned to face him, and did a doubletake at the sight of Tyler's bare torso. He tried to play it off like it was nothing, but Tyler could see through his pretended indifference. Tyler's lips quirked a bit. "What's going on?" he asked as casually as he could manage.

Moxley huffed, blowing a few strands of hair away from his face. Just past dawn, and the heat was so oppressive that their hair was already sticking to them. "There's not a goddamn thing in this apartment to eat!" He kicked at one of the cabinet doors, making it slam against the wall loudly. Tyler flinched at the noise.

Before Moxley could start tearing the kitchenette apart in a rage, Tyler said, "There's a bag in the fridge with some of my dinner in it. Do you want it?"

"It's yours, you eat it," said Moxley miserably. He stuck his bottom lip out in what could only be called a pout. It made him look almost cute.

"It's okay, we'll share it." Tyler opened the fridge himself and took the bag out. There wasn't a microwave in this place, so they'd have to eat it cold, but that wouldn't be so terrible. Moxley glared at him balefully from beneath his fringe of wild hair that was falling in his eyes. His eyes were bright and suspicious. Sighing, Tyler grabbed two plates from one of the cabinets and divided his leftovers - a sandwich, side salad, and serving of rice - for the two of them. He slid one plate down the countertop closer to Moxley, and then took a big bite of his half of the sandwich. Moxley eyed him, then the plate. Tyler, absurdly, felt like he was trying to coax a wild animal to eat from his hand. After a moment's hesitation, Moxley snatched up the plate Tyler had fixed for him and began wolfing down the sandwich. He ate like a wild animal, too; keeping his eyes on Tyler, as though expecting to have to fight him for his food. Tyler wondered what had happened to Moxley to make him that way.</p>

Tyler dug around in the drawers until he found some plastic spoons and forks for the salad and rice. He set a spoon and fork on the countertop next to Moxley, so that he could take it at his leisure. They finished their breakfast in silence. Moxley then snatched Tyler's plate and utensils out of his hands and slammed them into the sink. Turning on the water, he began scrubbing the dirty dishes like a madman. Tyler almost yelled at him, but something told him not to; this seemed to be Moxley's way of repaying him for the food.

Instead, Tyler went to take a quick shower. When he came back out, Moxley was gone but Mikael was up. "Ah, that's just Mox," Mikael said when Tyler asked about him. "He comes and goes. You wanna head to the gym?"

They worked out, grabbed some lunch, and afterwards Mikael had some vague errand to run, leaving Tyler by himself. He decided to get out and explore the city a bit. He walked a few blocks to the bus stop and caught a bus to Viejo San Juan and spent most of the day strolling the old streets, taking pictures, and enjoying the bright sun and ocean breezes. By the time he got back to their neighborhood, it was almost five in the afternoon. IWA Puerto Rico had a show that night at seven and Tyler didn't want to be late. He climbed through the window to find Moxley passed out asleep on the couch, an empty beer bottle laying on the floor next to him. In his sleep, his face was peaceful and he looked very young. Tyler had the realization that Moxley couldn't be any older than himself.

Tyler sat on the arm of the couch and gently shook Moxley by the shoulder. "Wake up..."

"Huh!" Moxley woke up swinging. Tyler was glad that he'd decided to sit on the arm of the couch. If he'd been standing over Moxley, he would've gotten clocked in the jaw for sure. "What the fuck are you doing, waking me up?" growled Moxley.

"It's six thirty. We have a show in thirty minutes."

"No, I have a show in thirty minutes. You're there to watch me at work." Moxley sat up, grabbed the beer bottle off the floor, and flung it at the wall when he realized that it was empty. "Fuck that, I need a drink."

From outside, they could hear a car horn going. "Mox! Black! Get your butts down here!" Mikael yelled up at them.

Tyler grabbed his duffel with his ring gear in it, while Moxley reluctantly emerged from the kitchenette, beer in hand. Tyler wondered if he'd eaten anything all day other than the half-a-sandwich Tyler had given him that morning. The car horn beeped furiously. Tyler took off out the window and jumped into the waiting car. Luke was driving, with Mikael riding shotgun. Luke ranted at Moxley. "Fuckin' late again, that fuckwit. I should have 'is head for this."

Moxley appeared a minute later, sliding in the back seat next to Tyler, so cool he might've had ice water in his veins. He had his beer, a backpack, and was wearing a pair of sunglasses (even though the sun was setting). "Let's go," said Moxley, kicking at the back of Luke's seat.

"Oh, thanks yer highness! Fuckin'..." Luke grumbled under his breath. Moxley ignored him, stretching out his arms and legs in the backseat, so that once again he was all over Tyler Black. Fifteen minutes later, they parked outside a small gym on a very dark street in a very dark section of town. Pounding music could be heard inside the gym. The four tumbled out of the car and went inside through the employee entrance. Most of the other wresters were already backstage. Luke introduced Tyler to half a dozen guys, all so quickly and in such a heavy accent that Tyler was no more sure of their names than he'd been before they were introduced. Tyler stood off to one side, trying to watch the show, get a feel for the crowd. The first couple of matches went well enough, but there didn't seem to be much rhyme or reason to anything that happened. So far as Tyler could tell, little had been arranged beforehand; the guys just went out and wrestled. It was so chaotic that Tyler wasn't all that surprised when Luke came running up to him partway through the third match and said, "Tyler, get yer ring gear on! We need ya out there. Mox, ye'll wrestle Tyler, eh?"

Moxley, who had moved from his beer to a cigarette, blew a smoke ring at Tyler. "I'll wrestle him," he said, locking eyes with his would-be opponent. "You think you can handle me, pretty boy? You think you got what it takes?"

Tyler narrowed his eyes. Back home, he'd taken on bigger and stronger than Moxley on an almost weekly basis. "I can take anything you can throw at me," he said.

Flicking his cigarette butt at Tyler, Moxley stalked past him into the lockeroom, rasping out as he went, "In your dreams."

Dressing quickly, Tyler Black made his entrance and took the mic. He introduced himself to the crowd in Spanish to a confused and lukewarm response; he was clearly Hispanic, but his accent marked him as a non-native speaker. Some cheered him for his good looks, while others booed him for the same. No one seemed to know whether to get behind him or not. Tyler slid into the ring, eager to put his skills to work and show them what he had to offer. He was also, if he was being honest, excited to wrestle Moxley. He wanted to see whether 'Mox' had anything to work with.

Jon Moxley got on the mic, and what came out of his mouth had the crowd on fire. "You know, I never found a place as dirty as I am until I came to this filthy fucking island!" he snarled. The crowd roared. Looking out at their faces, their bulging eyes, the spittle flying from their mouths, Tyler could believe they'd have Moxley's head on a stick if not for security. There were some guys back home who knew how to rile up the fans. Insult the local sports teams, talk shit about the unattractive women, whatever it took to get cheap heat. But there was something genuine in Moxley's voice; you really believed that he despised this island and every person on it. He was blowing kisses at the crowd and then flipping birds at them. A couple people lunged at him and had to be shoved back. Moxley got in the ring with Tyler and began circling him like a predator going in for the kill. He lunged at Tyler just as the bell rang.

They locked up, then Moxley got his arms around him, hugging Tyler to him so tightly that the breath was squeezed from Tyler's lungs. He broke away and gave Moxley a slap to the face, and was shocked when Moxley tackled him. The crowd screamed enthusiastically. It seemed that what Moxley had told him last night was true; they wanted to see brutality, bodies crashing into one another, fists to faces, not the high-flying moves and technical locks Tyler was known for. Tyler switched tactics, using his speed and flexibility to send Moxley crashing this way and that way. Not used to someone fast enough to counter his moves, Moxley was becoming frustrated. He got his hands on Tyler and clawed him like an animal. A rush of heat and anger overtook Tyler. He kicked Moxley in the jaw, then pounced on him, unleashing his own nails to give Moxley a taste of his own medicine. He got a near-fall, but Moxley kicked out. This went on for several more minutes until Moxley rushed him and got lucky; one-two-three and Black was out. Tyler dragged himself to his hands and knees and looked up at Moxley. For a moment, the roar of the crowd died away and the glaring lights in his eyes faded out, and all he saw was Moxley's expression, wild-eyed and panting. He had a hand clasped over his side, where Tyler's nails had scratched him. Serves you right, thought Tyler. He still couldn't believe Moxley had clawed him like that. You would think the guy was fighting for his life or something.

Moxley stalked out of the ring, towards the back, snatching a sign from a fan at ringside and ripping it in half as he went. The raw scratches on his side and back stood out like a brand. He didn't seem to care about his victory at all. Tyler followed soon after, half-expecting Moxley to come after him backstage. Nothing happened. They got dressed, watched the last couple matches, and then piled in the car with Mikael and Luke. Luke was more than half-drunk already, and was rambling happily about the show. "So fuckin' good! Ain't he fuckin' good?" he asked Mikael, pointing somewhere near Tyler's general direction. Honestly, Tyler had been hoping for some criticism, some advice, something he could use to make himself better. Luke's drunken ramblings didn't help him much. Next to him, Moxley sat in stony silence, although his legs were splayed out so far that his right knee rested across Tyler's lap. No one said anything about it, so Tyler assumed it was his 'thing'. Instead of returning back to the apartment, they parked at a bar that looked ready to fall in on itself. Luke ordered beers for all of them, and Tyler soon lost the others in the crowd. He wasn't legally old enough to drink (and he wasn't sure, but he doubted Moxley was old enough to drink either) but no one even asked for ID. He got a beer and took small sips from it. Mikael Judas found a girl he knew from somewhere and told Tyler, "Hey, don't wait up for me. I'm going home with Conchetta tonight."

Tyler didn't really care one way or another what Mikael got up to with Conchetta, but he was concerned at how shit-faced Luke became. Luke swayed on his bar stool, too drunk to even sit straight. He couldn't find Moxley anywhere, so Tyler decided to take Luke home himself. "C'mon Luke," he said, throwing one of the older man's arms over his shoulder. "Let's go, I'm taking you home. Damn, you smell like an whorehouse bathroom."

Luke tried to protest, but he was so drunk that he couldn't make sense. Tyler dug through his pockets and found Luke's wallet and keys. He threw some money on the bar to pay for the drinks, then carried Luke out to the car and tossed him in the backseat. He wasn't sure where Luke lived, and Luke was too out of it to give directions, so he just took him back to the office. Fortunately, one of Luke's keys opened the office door, and Luke passed out sitting upright in one of his chairs. Not ideal, but he'd live, so Tyler decided to go back and see if he could find Moxley.

He drove back to the bar down the dark streets. Some of the street lights were broken or flickering, so Tyler drove slowly, watching the road to make sure no one darted out in front of him. His lights illuminated a figure up ahead. The figure was male, and the way he held himself, the way he walked... Tyler knew immediately that he was Jon Moxley. He pulled up alongside Moxley and rolled down the window. "Hey, going my way?"

Moxley turned and glared at him, and Tyler was shocked to see a purple bruise around Moxley's eye. He knew that hadn't happened during their match. "What the hell happened to you?" Tyler asked him.

"What the hell does it look like?" Moxley took a drag from his cigarette. "I got punched in the fucking face over a girl I didn't even want. And was anyone there to back me up? Do you think someone stood up for me and had my back? Hell no. You were gone. Mikael was gone. Luke was gone. I had to get the hell out of there on my own."

Now Tyler felt like shit. "I'm sorry. I was taking Luke home before he crashed and killed someone. Please, get in the car."

Moxley flipped him off.

Tyler sighed. "Please. C'mon, Jon. Let me drive you home. We'll put some ice on your eye."

Moxley stopped in his tracks. Tyler had to hit the brakes to keep from driving past him. Moxley's shoulders hunched, and Tyler got the impression he was fighting with himself over what he wanted to do. Finally, he stormed around to the other side of the car and got in. "I don't want to go back there yet," he told Tyler. "Keep going straight and then take the next right."

"Where are we going?" Tyler asked. He was a little afraid Moxley was leading him to a dark alley to beat his brains in.

"You'll see." Moxley held his beer bottle to his eye.

They drove a little way to a coastal road. It was now very early in the morning, and the pitch black was giving way to wispy shades of grey at the horizon. After awhile, Tyler tried to get Moxley to talk to him. "What brought you to IWA Puerto Rico?" he asked.

Moxley whipped his head around to him, the look in his eyes almost betrayed. Tyler wondered what he had said wrong. "What do you think?" he spat. "I chased my broken dreams right here, to this dead end fucking island. That's how I ended up here."

"This isn't a dead end," Tyler protested, referring to both the island and IWA Puerto Rico. Lots of guys got scouted right out of Puerto Rico. To a boy from Iowa, the island itself was beautiful - blue skies, the deep and mysterious ocean - maybe he just hadn't seen much of the world, but it seemed to Tyler Black that a guy could do a lot worse.

Puerto Rico was the first real money Jon Moxley had ever made, in or out of wrestling. He'd gotten there with nothing, and four months later, he still had little to show for it, but by Moxley's standards he was a fucking rock star. He had a roof over his head, meals, a gym across the street, and all the chicks, booze, and somas he could handle. He fucked the girls on his mattress on the floor and got wasted and fucked up almost nightly with Mikael, and if he was hollow inside when he woke up in the morning, it wasn't like he'd ever known anything else.

He was a dirty fucking guy in a dirty fucking industry, and that's how he knew Tyler Black was going to wash out of IWA Puerto Rico. Black was, like, beautiful. You weren't supposed to call other guys beautiful, but Moxley couldn't think of a word that captured what Black had going for him. He was beautiful the way girls were beautiful. Clean. He smelled good. He wasn't covered in barbwire scars. Tyler Black was going to leave this slum, get signed to a real contract and get put on TV so everyone could look at him.

"Back in Cincinnati, I came from the gutter, as low down as you can possibly get," Moxley said. "No one cares about me except for me. No one ever fought my battles for me. That's what the streets taught me." He grimaced. "But I can hit hard and I can take hits. And when you're a dirty fucking screwup with those particular skills, the only place for you is here, in the gutter where you belong." Fuck, and no one would ever let him forget it, would they? No, Jon Moxley wasn't allowed to forget for one second, not for one second, that he was trash, born to trash, and to the gutter he would go. He couldn't forget, not when someone like Tyler Black could walk into his life with his perfect smile and perfect moves and hammer the point home with his mere existence. "So they pay me, and they feed me, and I have to be grateful for even that."

Tyler Black seemed to think over what he'd said. "Maybe you came from nothing, Jon, but that doesn't make you a screwup. You're making money, living in a beautiful island paradise. A lot of guys would kill to be in your shoes." Tyler said, as they pulled over on the shoulder of the road, overlooking the sea. The rising sun stained the sky vibrant colors.

Dean snorted. "Island paradise. Yeah, right. This whole island is just one big crackden. Slums and sluts and dealers." He flicked his cigarette butt out the window. "You see something in this place, something beautiful about it. I don't fucking know what."

Tyler killed the engine, took off his seatbelt, and leaned back. Moxley thought he was looking out at the ocean, but when he glanced over at him, Tyler's eyes were fixed on him. Their gazes met and held. "You keep calling me by my first name," Moxley said. His voice was softer than he'd meant for it to be. He'd meant to sound annoyed. Remind Black that they weren't friends and to stop taking liberties. But he wasn't angry, not really; he liked the way Black said his name.

"You can call me by mine, if you'd like," Black told him. He shifted a little closer, as though Moxley was going to whisper it into his ear. Instead, Moxley sat his beer on the floorboard and reached out, grasping Black by his collar. Black inhaled, steeling himself for a fight. Jon leaned forward, brushing lips over Tyler's, just close enough to feel his warmth, not quite a proper kiss. Unbelievably, Tyler's mouth sought his, touching Jon's lips so gently. Asking for permission. His heart leaped in his chest. Jon shoved Tyler back, then yanked the car door open and jumped out. He couldn't breathe. Tyler called out his name, and Jon was dimly aware of the car door slamming as Tyler ran after him. He ran down the shoulder of the road, into the brush, towards the ocean. He didn't know what he was going to do - maybe throw himself in there. He stopped short, and Tyler stopped as well, hanging back a few feet, giving him some room.

Moxley forced himself to laugh, spinning on his heels. "What do you want from me? Huh?" He kicked some sand at Tyler. "You wanna play games, is that it? Well, keep playing. Go ahead, Tyler, keep playing with me! You wanna see what will happen?" He smacked his palm against the side of his head. "You wanna see how crazy Mox is? Keep playing."

"I'm not playing with you," Tyler said. Fuck him, he sounded so sincere. He held out his hand. "Jon, please take my hand. Take my hand, and let's go back to the car."

Moxley looked out into the ocean. The waves rolled ashore, smoothing down the sand at his feet. The ocean was merciless and unfathomable. He could live without mercy. He'd never known anything else. He looked back at Tyler. The hand was still there. The offer was still there. Hesitantly, Jon reached out to him. Tyler's hand gently curled around his own, not clinging to him, not pulling at him. Jon stepped towards him, and somehow, his other arm circled Tyler's torso. He panted wildly. How could this guy do this to him? Tyler led him back up the slope to the car. They climbed in the backseat instead of getting back in the front. Now, it was Tyler's turn to wrap his arm around Jon, hold him close. Tyler's nose rested next to Jon's ear, so that Jon could feel and hear him breathing. His own breathing began evening out. Tyler dropped his head just enough to lay a kiss against Jon's neck. Actual shivers ran up and down Jon's body. He wanted to bite Tyler's lips off. He wanted to turn him inside out, fuck him raw, ruin his beauty so that no one else could ever enjoy it ever again. Instead, he shifted just enough that their mouths could meet again, with a little more force. Tyler's taste flooded his mouth. Whining into the kiss, Jon caught a handful of Tyler's hair, pulling him closer. The crashing waves murmured to them. One of Jon's hands lay on Tyler's chest, right over his heart, feeling the crazed beating all at odds with Tyler's slow, deliberate moves.

They lay down across the backseat, wiggling out of their pants. Fortunately, the place Jon had guided them to was fairly out of the way, and this early in the morning no one was on the road yet. Tyler dripped kisses into his mouth as Jon moved against him, thrusting into Tyler's hands, striving towards completion. Tyler's own hardness, poking into Jon's thigh, felt incredible. This was better than any high Jon had ever had. He threw his head back, crying out. Tyler's hands steadied him as he thrust against Jon, and the both of them came in their own underwear. Tyler shook with the force of his orgasm. His eyes were wide open, dark and unfocused. "Fuck," moaned Jon, letting his head loll back against the seat. "Fuck, Tyler."

Matt Murdock/Daredevil has been cast!

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Charlie Cox, a boyishly handsome British actor who's background is more Brideshead Revisted than Hell's Kitchen, is our new Matt Murdock in Marvel's upcoming Daredevil series for Netflix!

My next question is... who's going to be Elektra? Typhoid Mary?! Can we hope for a version of Typhoid Mary that is actually identifiable as the comics character? (the Typhoid Mary from the terrible Elektra movie is Typhoid Mary-in-name-only) Who's going to be the new Bullseye?

I'm curious as to whether they'll redo the Elektra saga, which was already adapted for the 2003 Daredevil movie. So far, superhero remakes have shied away from redoing storylines from earlier movies. But the Elektra saga is so iconic that I can hardly imagine Marvel skipping over it. Quesada said filming will start soon in Brooklyn and Long Island City, and as LIC is basically right now the road from me, I'm thinking of scouting out locations that look like they could pass for 1980s Hell's Kitchen and seeing if I can catch them filming.

I'm starting a prayer circle now that ScarJo puts in an appearance as Black Widow (Matt is her former boo-thang in the comics).

SebStan's teeth and more fannishness

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I've already bitched to redcandle17 about this, but I HATE how people dog Sebastian Stan for his alleged snaggletooth on ONTD. I have actually been watching for it in SebStan's movies, and I can't see anything wrong with his teeth. Seriously, the man has better teeth than 99.99% of humanity. But to listen to the ONTDers, anyone who doesn't have chiclets for teeth has a tragically busted mouth. SebStan grew up in communist Romania under Ceaușescu's regime, I doubt their dental care was up to First World standards.

Love love love the Paige vs. Alicia Fox feud in the WWE right now. Finally Alicia gets a chance to display some personality. I sorta ship them now, and it's just my luck that in the ONE fandom that I want femslash from, there's little to be had.

For any Sons of Anarchy fans out there, Marilyn Manson has joined the cast, playing a white supremacist character. Manson is better known as a singer, but he acts occasionally and usually picks some interesting roles when he does act -- see his supporting role as Christina, the transsexual compadre of Michael Alig in Party Monster (also, holy shit, Party Monster would've been received VERY differently if it had come out in 2013 instead of 2003, huh?).

Thanks to kinkthatwinked posting a video about to properly fit yourself for a bra, I am the proud owner of a brand-new brassiere. I had been wearing a 36C when I'm actually a 34DD! It fits like a dream. Big thanks to my wifey redcandle17 for going shopping with me and providing me with a coupon that also got me a free pair of unmentionables. Score!

I've also been spending a fair bit of time with ladyairy (we went to the Strand the other day and read Anita Blake porn out loud to one another) and hopefully theladyscribe and I will visit the Avengers S.T.A.T.I.O.N. exhibit in Times Square soon. I've been to the King Tut exhibit and the spy exhibit -- at the latter I saw the ice pick used to assassinate Leon Trotsky. I don't know about y'all, but I found that very impressive to look upon the actual ice pick that went into Trotsky's skull. Anyway, I have high hopes for the Avengers Exhibit!

I was walking in Union Square with my friend Eli yesterday when some dude approached us and asked, "Are you two brother and sister?"

Eli, because he's a mouthy ho who loves shocking people, said, "Yes, but I still fuck her anyway."

"You got room for one more?" the guy asked us. I told him I had about all I can handle, and then Eli and I walked off, laughing at this guy angling for a pseudo-incestuous threesome with us. Only in New York City, ladies and gents.

Thank God for Showtime!

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On Penny Dreadful, rugged hero Ethan Chandler (aka The Wolf-Man) and hedonist Dorian Gray (aka Broadway's Spider-Man) hooked up last episode for some sexy absinthe-fueled man-on-man action.

It's been SO AMUSING watching the show's dudebro fans melting down on IMdB over this. The denial is great. Watch the clip, it's not like "Oops, I slipped and my dick went in ya!" But really, it seems to me that the denial over Dorian/Ethan becoming canon is mostly because Ethan is the traditionally masculine hero type and the audience surrogate into the world of the show -- if he's bi, then by extension the male audience members who over-identify with him feel a little bi, too.

In other news, theladyscribe and I went to ninja class last night, then had a serious discussion about the MCU and Chris Evans' dick. We also visited one of the last ol skool anarchist squats in the Lower East Side! It was sweet.

NY Special Edition con

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I can't believe I actually had to explain to someone on FFA that Sebastian Stan is not a character, but an actual human being, during a discussion about SebStan's fanbrats calling him things like "Romanian trash" and suchlike on his instagram. WTF. Either they have no idea what they're talking about, or their grasp of reality is so shaky that they can no long comprehend the difference between an actor and the character he plays.

Is anyone attending Special Edition: New York con on the 14th-15th? I will be there working part of both days, but I will have some free time and we can go see some panels. There will be a lot of creators there, so this is a great opportunity to get some stuff signed.

Fabrizio Moretti, we have to stop meeting like this

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So yesterday Fabrizio Moretti (ya know, the drummer for The Strokes) came into my job. We periodically get celebrities but he was the first real rock star I think we've had, even though I was the only one who recognized him. I was rather amused because he dresses like a typical NYC bum, holes in his shirt and all.

And then today he shows up AGAIN -- dressed even more like a bum -- to tell me about his smoothie and that I should go get one because it's made of blueberries and "they call blueberries brainberries because they're good for your brain." I think he's lonely. I may put an ad on craigslist: 'Rock star free to good home.'

Pics from Special Edition NYC!

Post-Comic Con

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I've finally recovered from my stint at Special Edition NYC -- I had a great time, it was just exhausting, as I worked at my store's booth most of the con. This was a much smaller con than previous Comic Cons, being devoted entirely to comic books (imagine that!).

I got to go to one panel, Re-imagining the Female Hero, which included (among others) the fabulous Gail Simone. There were a lot of the usual questions -- the Bechdel test, Red Sonja's boobs, etc. -- but one of the panelists had an interesting point that media featuring female protagonists unfairly gets shoved into a 'pink ghetto'.

A buddy cop movie starring two women is a chick flick.
A father-son movie is a father-son movie. A mother-daughter movie is a chick flick.
A boy comes of age movie is a coming of age movie. A girl comes of age movie is a chick flick.
And so on.

While I was working on Father's Day, a dad brought his twin daughters over to have their photo taken with our Wonder Woman cosplayer. They were about three years old and were dressed as mini-Batgirl and mini-Robin. So cute! Mini-Batgirl told me, "I'm a princess."

I asked, "So you're princess Batgirl?"

"Uh-huh," she said.

"Is your sister princess Robin?"

"No," she said.

"Your sister's not a princess?"

Mini-Batgirl pondered this for a moment before conceding. "Okay. She's a princess, too."

GOTG musings and singing drag queens

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I am currently praying on my hands and knees for Guardians of the Galaxy to spawn a really kinky, iddy fandom. I want all the tropey idfic! Badwrong Gamora/Nebula pseudo-incest fic! AUs where Peter is prince of the Spartax and he conquers Hala/Earth/Zen-Whober and takes Ronan/Drax/Tony Stark/Gamora as his body slave but they FALL IN LOVE dun dun dun! Tentacle penises and other bizarre alien anatomy! Sex pollen! Yes, even the inevitable Rocket/Groot porn. Just please let this fandom fulfill some of its potential and not degenerate into fluffy coffee shop AUs.

This is a good post explaining and deconstructing some of the common SJW fallacies that infest fandom spaces. Good reading for anyone who's been like "Wait, did this heifer just exploit MY experiences to further HER agenda, and I'm supposed to be GRATEFUL? WTF!"

I found it on the intarwebs: For anyone who's been beating themself up for sacrificing their ethics for Chik-Fil-A's delicious waffle fries, please watch DWV's "Chow Down (at Chick-fil-A)". They are so fierce I can hardly handle it! The rap break is so 90's Left Eye Lopes, nice work.



BTW, my best friend attending Mississippi College with one of the Chik-Fil-A heiresses, who drove a cow-themed car. Yeah!

Wrasslin!

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Next month there are TWO wrasslin shows on consecutive Saturdays in NYC -- WWE at Madison Square Guardian on 7/12, and CHIKARA at Stage 48 on 7/19, and I want to go to both. Anyone want to tag along?

As hope rapidly fades that Seth Rollins is undercover to bust up The Authority from the inside, I have chosen to believe that Triple H is secretly blackmailing him with those Cyberfights videos that Seth did back when he was young and needed the money.

The Maelstrom's Cup, chapter 3 (WWE fanfic)

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Title: The Maelstrom's Cup
Fandom: Wrestling
Pairing: Jon Moxley/Tyler Black (aka Dean Ambrose/Seth Rollins)
Rating: M for Mature
Warnings: Sexual content, some violence, references to abuse, and other adult themes some readers may find disturbing. Also, as always, all characters herein are intended to be FICTIONAL and are not identical to the real wrestlers portraying them and have no bearing on their real lives/personalities. Capiche?
Summary: In a 2006 that never was, Tyler Black encounters Jon Moxley in Puerto Rico.



Tyler sank down onto Moxley and they lay like that for some time. Now that the glow of sex was wearing off, Tyler could feel the aches from their match, the scratches Jon had inflicted on him, and the tiredness catching up to him. He hadn't slept in almost 24 hours. He knew they should probably talk about what had just happened between them, but he couldn't think of anything to say, and he had a feeling that saying anything would just ruin the moment. Jon's hand rested in his hair, not exactly stroking him, but touching him much more gently than Tyler had anticipated. He rested his head in the curve of Jon's shoulder and closed his eyes.

A rapping on the car door awoke the pair. Grunting, Tyler sat up and forced his heavy eyelids to open. A police officer was standing outside the car, holding a nightstick in one hand, almost radiating disapproval in his stance. Tyler flushed; it must be obvious what they had been up to. They were asleep in the backseat of Luke's car, their clothes half-undone, one atop the other. "Uh, what's his goddamn problem?" Jon grumbled from beneath him.

"Let me do the talking," Tyler said, before apologizing to the officer in Spanish. The officer gestured for them to step out of the vehicle. Tyler hurridly buttoned up his blue jeans and brushed his hair out with his fingers, but Jon pointedly made no effort to make himself presentable. They shuffled out of the car blinking into the bright mid-morning sun.

"What? Never seen two guys sleeping together before or what?" Jon asked. Tyler prayed the cop didn't understand English.

Stony-faced, the officer demanded to see their ID. Tyler showed him his driver's license and explained that he had been driving. Satisfied that they weren't drunk, the cop waved them off with a stern warning not to let him catch them doing anything like that again. "Fuck that guy," said Jon as he climbed back in Luke's car, slamming the passenger-side door with too much force. "The way he looked at us, you'd think he'd caught us fucking in the backseat."

Tyler put the car into drive. "We got lucky that he didn't actually see anything," he said, thinking back to their earlier activities. He glanced over at Jon, who stared out the window and refused to look his way. So the moment was gone.

They arrived at the office a few minutes later. Jon went to get their gear out of the backseat while Tyler opened the office and checked on Luke. He was right where Tyler had left him a few hours before, sleeping upright in his chair, head tipped back, snoring loudly. Tyler had to shake him several times to wake him up. "I'm up, I'm up," Luke mumbled, rubbing his red eyes. "Wha' the hell yeh want?"

"You should go home, Luke," Tyler told him, pressing his keys in his hand. Luke stared at them, uncomprehending. Tyler did not feel like having a conversation about last night with Luke, either, so he went out to help Jon move the gear. Luke shuffled out behind him and went to get in his car. As Jon and Tyler started up the stairs to the apartment, they could hear Luke yelling, "Wha's this then! Wha's that smell!" The two sprinted up the stairs to the balcony, slung the gear into the apartment, and barely made it inside before bursting into laughter. Jon collapsed to his hands and knees he was laughing so hard. Tyler leaned against the wall, holding his sides, watching him. Jon had a nice smile, he realized. Right now he didn't look like snarling Moxley with the hair-trigger temper from last night. He looked younger, closer to his real age.

Jon swayed to his feet, coming to lean against the wall near Tyler. After a minute, their laughter died down, and the place fell silent. There was no sign of Mikael. Jon looked at him; the bruise around his eye had faded to a pale purple. Tyler swallowed. He was trying to find the right thing to say when, to his surprise, Jon spoke first. "The things I wanna do to you..." Jon's eyes slid shut, his hand curling into a fist. He bit his lower lip, as though lost in fantasy.

"Yeah," agreed Tyler. "But you and me both can barely stand on our feet." Tyler's arms and legs felt like they weighed a thousand pounds each. The quick nap in the car hadn't done much to revive him. And he'd seen how bloodshot Jon's eyes were. Jon was just as exhausted as he was.

Jon pushed himself off the wall with such force that Tyler involuntarily flinched, almost expecting Jon to slap him or something. "Okay, get some sleep," Jon told him. He paused in the doorway of his room, then spun around and pointed at Tyler. "But this thing between us, it's not over." He shook his head. "It's not over by a long shot." He turned and disappeared into his room, shutting Tyler out.

Tyler collapsed on the couch, deciding to forgo a shower for the time being. It seemed like he'd barely fallen asleep when he woke again, this time to the unnerving sight of Jon Moxley sitting on the arm of the couch, staring down at him with his piercing blue eyes. Sitting up, Tyler rubbed at his eyes. "What time is it?"

"Five in the afternoon. We slept the day away." Jon didn't sound like he cared at all. "Mikael's not home yet. I wanna fuck you at least once before he gets back."</p>

"Are you always like this?" Tyler asked him.

"You started this between us," Jon reminded him. He stood up and began pacing back and forth before the couch. "I could've left this thing between us alone. But you wouldn't let me. You came after me. There's no going back now. I'm going to have your mouth and your hands and your body, and you're gonna give it all up to me. Got it?" The look in his eyes was wild. It took Tyler's breath away. Moxley really was like an animal, ruled by passions and hunger, fighting for everything. Fighting against everyone.

Tyler rose to his feet. "You're talking like you're gonna top. I don't remember making any deals about that with you." He couldn't help but laugh at the look on Jon's face. "I'll tell you what - let's wrestle for it. Whoever scores a threecount or submission, tops." He watched a thousand emotions cross Jon's face - Jon was intrigued by the deal but wary. Like he thought Tyler was trying to pull something on him. Tyler had no plans to back out of this. He'd had just a taste of Jon in the car earlier that morning. He wanted more, much more.

"Deal." Jon stalked towards the bedroom, spinning around on his heel after a moment. "You coming or not?"

Jon and Mikael's bedroom was small, hot, and mostly bare. Aside from the two mattresses, there was a small end table piled with miscellaneous items, and a couple boxes on the floor. There was a large, open window, covered by a sheer piece of fabric nailed to the windowframe as a makeshift curtain, leading to a small balcony outside. The doorframe was somewhat busted; someone had kicked the door open at some point, leaving it unable to lock. If Mikael came home, he could walk in on them. The thought sent a thrill down Tyler's spine. Tyler was surprised that the cleaner of the two mattresses turned out to belong to Jon, and felt shitty for assuming otherwise. Jon pushed the mattresses back a little, leaving enough open space for them to wrestle. They stared each other down.

"On my mark, get set -" Tyler said, only for Jon to spring at him. Catching Tyler off guard, Jon slung him to the floor, his hands scrabbling to lock in a submission hold. Tyler nimbly countered, using Jon's own weight against him. Without the ring, he couldn't use any of his high-flying moves, but he had more than enough tricks up his sleeve. They locked up, Jon using his bulk to push Tyler back. The fight quickly went to the ground. Tyler almost had a hold locked in, getting ready to make Jon tap out, when Jon suddenly flipped him over, end over end, holding his legs and pinning him to the floor.

"One, two, three," counted Jon. He sat up, grasped Tyler by the hair, and drug him up to eye level. "I win." He smirked wickedly. Tightening his grip on Tyler's hair, Jon reached down with his other hand and palmed Tyler through his shorts, feeling how hard he was already. "Unless... you wanted to lose. Is that it? Do you want to get fucked?"

Panting, Tyler arched into Jon's touch. He needed more - more stimulation, more friction, more everything. He thought Jon would kiss him, but instead Jon caught and held him under the chin and licked a stripe from the corner of Tyler's mouth almost to his ear. Tyler jerked in his grip, freaking out a little at how weird it was, and Jon growled low in his throat. The rumble made Tyler shake, but not from fear. Jon bit down on the shell of Tyler's ear, delicately, just hard enough to send a jolt of pain racing down Tyler's spine.

Jon released his head, only to put the heel of his hand to the back of Tyler's neck, and shoved him onto the mattress. Tyler rolled onto his back, only for Jon to straddle him, weighing him down, and begin working at Tyler's jeans. Their eyes locked, and as every button gave way, the look in Jon's eyes seemed to get more and more wicked. Reaching up, Tyler unbuckled Jon's belt for him, enjoying the feel of the old leather in his hands, the hiss as the belt slid free of Jon's jeans. Every one of Tyler's senses felt heightened. His hand brushed against the bulge in Jon's jeans, liking the little hitch in Jon's breath as he applied some pressure. In a single, fluid movement, Jon lept off him, grasping the hem of Tyler's jeans and yanking them off Tyler's body. He flung the jeans aside, and then shed his own. Tyler let out a low whistle at the sight. "Commando? Nice."

Tyler lifted his hips and wiggled out of his own boxers. He didn't really intend for it to be sexy, but the heat in Jon's gaze let him know that the sight was appreciated. Jon dropped to his knees on the edge of the mattress, elbowing Tyler's legs apart so he could get a better look.

"Jesus fuck," said Jon. His gaze raked from Tyler's face, to his lips, then down his chest, lingering over his hard body, to between his legs. His hand brushed along the inside of Tyler's leg, up to his groin. Jon's fingers moved in slow, agonizing, delicious circles right at the edge of his groin. His cock stood ready, laying against his belly. "You're a work of art," Jon said.

Of all things, that made Tyler blush. "Not too bad yourself," Tyler told him, unabashedly taking in the sight of Jon's naked body. Jon was hairier than Tyler, and a trail of fine blond hair led down his body, to the junction of his thighs. He remembered the feeling of Jon's cock in his hand from early that morning. Now Jon's cock looked rock-hard, thick, and ready. Tyler went to reach for it, only for Jon to bat his hand away.

"Not now," Jon said. "I want to fuck your ass." He was so blunt that Tyler was a little taken aback by it. He wondered what would happen if he said 'no' to Jon. He decided not to press his luck.

He tried teasing Jon instead. "Are you gonna do it right? Huh, Moxley?" Tyler bit his bottom lip and raised his eyebrows.

Jon inhaled deeply, and breathed out the words, "I wanna destroy you." He grabbed hold of Tyler, manhandling him into position. Legs spread, ass up, face down. Tyler heard a rustling sound, and the click of a bottle being opened. He prayed for it to be lube. Jon grasped one of his ass cheeks slipped a slick finger between Tyler's cheeks, beginning a slow circling of his hole. Tyler exhaled in relief. Of course Moxley had lube at hand; he seemed like the kind of guy who would. Without warning, the finger slid into him, deep, up to the knuckle. Tyler yelped a little in surprise, earning a slap on the ass.

"Shut up before the neighbors hear you," Jon warned him. He began ruthlessly fucking Tyler's hole, introducing a second and then a third finger. Too fast and too hard. Tyler tried to muffle his whines in the bedsheets. This was much hotter than it had any right to be. He could almost feel how impatient Jon was to fuck him, feel him vibrating behind him, the neediness as his fingers thrust in and out of Tyler. The mattress shifted under Jon's weight. He rose up, placed a knee in the crook of Tyler's leg, pinning him down. He braced himself with his free hand on the small of Tyler's back, forcing his face further into the mattress. Jon's fingers slipped out of Tyler's hole, and Tyler panted, desperately trying not to tense up. Jon lined himself up at Tyler's entrance, muttering low under his breath - things Tyler couldn't hear - things that sounded filthy. Like he was chanting to himself. Jon took Tyler by the hips and rammed forward.

Tyler's heart pounded in his ears. Jon was fucking the air right out of him. He wondered for the first time just what he'd gotten himself into. His hands clawed for purchase on the mattress as he tried to press back against Jon's onslaught. The breathy, raspy noises pouring out of Jon's mouth reminded him of the noises Jon made while wrestling - somehow, Tyler got harder at that thought.

Above Tyler, Jon was in heaven. If he'd idly wondered before if Tyler was a virgin, at least with guys, the thought was laid to rest. Tyler definitely knew his way around a ring and a mattress. Jon wanted to show this pretty boy slut what he was made of, but he was well on his way to an embarrassingly quick orgasm. It took all his willpower to pull out of him. Jon wrapped his hand around the base of his cock, trying to hold off. Beneath him, Tyler took the opportunity to reach between his legs and start jacking himself off. Jon leaned back a bit so he could see Tyler's heavy balls swinging between his legs, his hard cock, begging for some attention. He lubed up his cock and then used his slick thumb to tease at Tyler's hole again, caress the pucker, before reaching a little lower and cupping his balls.

"Oh god, oh fuck," whispered Tyler. He began jacking himself off faster.

Jon chuckled darkly. He liked being Tyler's undoing. He wondered if he could get Tyler off just with his cock, fuck him until he was coming his brains out. He'd love to see that. He parted Tyler's ass cheeks again, slipping back inside him and trying a series of hard, slow thrusts. He watched as Tyler's face screwed up, his eyes shut tightly, his lips parted as he tried to breathe through it. Forgetting his impulse to fuck Tyler to completion, Jon reached around and fisted Tyler's cock.

"You like that? My hand on you? My cock in your ass?" He thrust even harder, forcing the air out of Tyler's lungs. With most of Jon's body weight bearing down on him, his cock pounding Tyler's ass, and his hand pumping Tyler's dick, it was a wonder that Tyler hadn't crumpled. He was strong.

"Oh yes, fuck..." Tyler gasped, and his body tensed. "I'm - I'm -" Before he could say any more, he came in Jon's hand, wailing, thrashing his head. Jon kept pumping him, wringing him for what he was worth. Tyler looked more beautiful than ever like this, destroyed, face down in Jon's bed, Jon's cock still pounding his ass as he shook through his orgasm. Seizing Tyler by the hips again, Jon gave him several more punishing thrusts, then dragged his nails all the way down Tyler's back, from the nape of his neck to the crack of his ass, the shout as he orgasmed drowning out Tyler's cry of pain. Finished, Jon pulled out of him, letting Tyler slump onto the bed. He sat back on his heels, sucking in lungfuls of the humid, tropical air. Sweat dripped down Jon's body. Tyler glistened, the red scratch marks down his back standing out sharply against his brown skin. Jon hungrily looked him over. No one should look as gorgeous as Tyler did, fucked out, shaking from pleasure and pain.

Tyler wiped his face with the corner of one of Jon's bedsheets. He rolled onto his side, his dark eyes staring up at Jon. "I thought you were gonna kill me," he said softly.

"Did I fuck you right?"

"Yeah." Tyler wiped sweat from his brow. "Yeah, you did. Goddamn. I don't think I've ever had it like that."

Jon got to his feet, looming over the bed. "Don't think I'm finished with you," he told Tyler. "I haven't got half of what I want out of you. Before this is done, I'm gonna destroy you. Ruin you. You'll never get this from anyone else." He widened his eyes. "Believe me."

Tyler tipped his head back against the mattress. "I can't wait."

They both took showers, seperately. Tyler wasn't sure he was up for round two so quickly. The fresh scratch marks on his back ached in the shower, and his ass and hips felt sore as hell. There had been a moment, right before he came, when he had thought Jon was about to fuck the life out of him. He grunted as he tugged at his own dick under the shower spray. He'd come so hard that the world whited out for a single, blissful second. Such a turn-on thinking that Mikael was going to walk in on them, or that a neighbor might hear or see them out the open window. Tyler was a sense freak, always had been. Nothing was ever enough for him. For the first time, he was unsure if he could handle what he'd gotten himself into, and that made him wildly excited. Whatever this thing was, he wanted to ride it out to the end. He came against the shower wall, then rinsed off and got out. He put on his gym shorts and gingerly walked into the living room to find Jon waiting for him in the kitchenette.

Jon had slicked back his own freshly-washed hair. While Tyler was in the shower, he'd left and brought back a plastic bag filled with colorful fruit. "I, uh, didn't know what you'd want," Jon told him. "So I just bought some of everything." The bag was filled with bananas, papaya, passionfruit, mangoes, and a few others Tyler didn't recognize. He took out a passionfruit and sliced it open, scooping out a mouthful of the juicy seeds. He smiled up at Jon gratefully.

Jon reached up to brush a drop of juice from Tyler's lip. He sucked the drop off his fingertip, then took out one of the larger green fruits and peeled it. "They call this a corazon here," Jon said. "I don't think there's a word for it in English. Anyway, its my favorite." He bit into the flesh of the corazon, his eyes closing in rapture. "I love it. The only good thing about this fucking hellhole is the fruit. Something is always in season."

Tyler caught his hand by the wrist, pulling Jon in a little closer. Jon's eyes slid open, and the wariness was back. Did this guy ever relax? Tyler guessed not. He smiled his most disarming smile and leaned in, planting a kiss on Jon's lips. He pulled back, sucking his own bottom lip into his mouth. "Delicious," said Tyler appreciatively.

MCU Steve Roger's dogtags!

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Very interesting find! The actual dogtags Chris Evans wore in the first Captain America movie turned up for auction. Source.

His dogtags read:

STEVEN G ROGERS
987654320 T42 O
P

The 'O' is his blood type, the 'P' stands for Protestant (so MCU Steve is not a Catholic!). 'T42' indicates he had a tetanus shot in 1942. There is no 'next of kin' or address on the dogtags, so Steve presumably had no permanent residence at the time he enlisted.

Also, this may be an unpopular opinion, but I am so glad CA:TWS jossed the idea of Steve and Bucky growing up in an orphanage together. They tend to be written as co-dependent as it is, it would only have been ten times worse if it was canon they were scrappy little orphans with no one in the world but each other.

'No Homo'-- Oops, I mean 'True Blood'

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I don't get what the point is of the male/male scenes in True Blood if they keep happening in dream sequences and never have any effect on the plot or characters. The most recent example is like the third time this has happened on that show. I enjoy fanservice as much as the next girl, but it sort of rubs me the wrong way. Like the showrunners are pandering to the fangirls rather than actually developing and presenting queer desire. I think this might be what people mean by queerbaiting on the rare occasions when they're not just delusional or bitching about pairings they don't like.

In other news, both Angel Haze and Siya (of Oxygen's Sisterhood of Hip-Hop) are openly lesbian/bi and in relationships with women (Haze is with Ireland Baldwin, daughter of Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger). Ten years ago I could never have imagined two openly gay black female rappers being on TV and putting out music videos!

GOTG sneak peek!

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theladyscribe and I attended Marvel's sneak peek of Guardians of the Galaxy on July 7! It was in IMAX, so booo because my inferior eyeballs can't see properly in those glasses, but whatever.



The portion we saw was the Guardians being sent to the Kyln (space prison). After the lineup, Starlord/Peter Quill is stripped to his undies and given some kind of disinfectant bath. We also see Rocket after his bath, with his fur all mussed. The scene from the trailers where Peter freaks out at the guard who's messing with his walkman happens, with the guard electrocuting Peter with his baton. Rocket tells the others that the Nova Corps are corrupt and that they don't care what happens to the prisoners.

Once they arrive in the Kyln, the other inmates taunt Gamora and fling debris at her. Rocket says it's because a lot of them have lost family to Ronan, and Gamora and her sister Nebula have been helping Ronan as per Thanos' orders. Gamora defiantly says that whatever horrors are in store for her in the Kyln, that prison will be heaven after the hell that's behind her.

An inmate approaches Peter and threatens him (with prison rape? Not clear). Groot sticks his fingers in the guy's nose while Rocket tells the other inmates to back off and leave them alone. Afterward, Rocket tells the others his plan to escape. He sends Peter to grab a prosthetic leg from another prisoner, Gamora to secure a guard's wristband, while Groot tears a special battery out of part of the prison control-room. Groot's attacked by drones, but Drax shows up to defend him. Gamora takes a weapon from a guard and throws it to Rocket, which is when we have the "Oh, YEAH!" moment from the trailers.

The Guardians barricade themselves in the control-room, where Rocket shuts off the artificial gravity and attempts to fly them to freedom. Drax's dialogue reveals that he is literal-minded; his people do not understand euphemisms. Gamora laments that she's about to die surrounded by the biggest idiots in the galaxy.

There's also a quick bit where Peter tells the others that he sees them as losers, "people who have lost things. Family. Home." Rocket taunts him about Peter having a plan, saying that Peter stole that line from him. Peter says, "I have 12% of a plan!" and Rocket laughs. Groot says, "I am Groot," to which Rocket responds, "So what if it's better than 11% of a plan!"

Random cool videos

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Apparently today is 'post random stuff on lj' day.



A dance-off, Russian style! At 3:18, when the Russian b-boy takes a turn on the pole, is the bit that elevated this from "cute idea" to "okay, this is fucking cool" for me.



Katey Red is a six foot tall black trans woman from New Orleans who makes awesome bounce music. All her music is about being a ho and sucking dicks; don't bother looking for deeper meaning in a Katey Red song. That will only dilute the purity of what she does. My favorite Katey Red song is actually "Melpomene Block Party", which doesn't have a music video, but does give us these immortal lyrics:

I'm a sissy under a lotta stresssssss
Ooooo When I suck a dick I suck it bessssssst




Samuel Shaw is Christy Hemme's obsessed stalker from TNA wrestling, and this vid for them is so creepy it is beyond belief. Jesus fucking Christ. This is art.

SWOON

Ameripicking + fannish witch hunts

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While everybody was lolzing at Dashcon's stunning display of incompetence, the Welcome to Night Vale fandom was running a ficcer out of town in a vicious and grudgy witch hunt.

sodomquake, a ficcer and official WTNV contributor, was subject to a witch hunt based on her having written some non-con fic that featured (sometimes, not always) underage characters. These fics included "Sympathy Crime", a Persona 4 fic in which a 16-year-old gets involved in an abusive relationship with an older person; another fic, "Crossing", has the rape of a teenager by another teenager. She was doxxed and forced to delete her fic and tumblr out of fear of losing her RL job as an educator (of college students, not little kids, before anyone starts clutching their pearls).

This kind of shit is why I'm so cagey about what I do when I meet fannish people IRL. Several times at meet-ups people have asked me where I work and I give them an uneasy smile and change the subject. Ain't no way I'm trusting any of y'all not to be bitchy grudgewankers the first time we have a disagreement about your thoughts on yaoi or what-the-fuck-ever. The first time I heard about doxxing was like 12 years ago in X-Men fandom -- we just didn't call it that then -- it's been going on that long.

Anyway, theladyscribe and I had an interesting talk about what in their writing gives it away that a ficcer is British, American, or Australian. There's been a big influx of British/Australian writers into Captain America fandom and oh boy is it obvious. It's not just vocabulary that's a giveway like calling an apartment a "flat" or saying that Steve and Bucky grew up on a "council estate", there's also grammatical structures, especially in dialogue, that clue me in that the author is British. For example: dialogue like "Oh, so you'd like to join me for dinner, then?" There's a tendency to British ficcers in particular not to write blunt, direct sentences. They like to front-and-back-load dialogue with fillers like 'then', 'so', 'perhaps', 'quite', etc. It sticks out especially when the characters in canon don't structure their dialogue anything like this.

Americans also have a tendency when speaking in a slang manner to drop some constructions like simple present tenses. "Where we going?" as opposed to "Where are we going?" British/Australians seem to do this less.

And every time I write a post about ameripicking, there's always some blithe soul who pipes up with "I'm American and I use those Britishicisms in daily life!" Bitch, am I writing the fucking fanfic about you?

MCU women casting and news

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Casting news from the Daredevil set! Deborah Ann Woll (Jessica from True Blood) has been cast as Karen Page on the Netflix Daredevil series. She's a New York native with an astounding set of blue eyes, so this is pretty cool news.

Y'all may have heard that Rosario Dawson is also on Daredevil; she's apparently got a pivotal role, but Marvel is being secretive about exactly who she is playing. I was thinking she was going to be Karen, but since Deborah's playing Karen that can't be it. She's probably going to be either Elektra or Maya Lopez (Echo). My money is on Maya. I suppose there's an outside chance that Rosario could be Typhoid Mary? She's another native New Yorker who grew up in a squat and everything, so you can hardly get more authentic than Rosario Dawson.

Butters and Fazekas, the producers of the upcoming Agent Carter series, also gave an interview. No real spoilers, as Marvel is keeping them tight-lipped as ever, but they did reveal that Dum Dum Dugan will appear; that Markus and McFeely wrote the pilot; and that Peggy is "strong, she's independent, but she's in a world where, after the war, strong and independent woman isn't what people want."
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