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New MCU Kink Meme

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Some intrepid soul has created a Marvel Cinematic Universe kink meme with minimal content warnings/modding. You're only required to warn for rape/non-con, underage, and graphic violence; everything else is CNTW. Gen is allowed but porn is encouraged.

Let the games begin!

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Wrestlemania XXX

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This is a reaction post to Wrestlemania XXX: Hardcore Backdoor Slut Wrestling. Open spoilers below cut.



Brock Lesnar broke The Streak! He defeated the Undertaker at Wrestlemania! Every wrasslin fan on earth, including moi, is now traumatized. I foresee therapy bills in my future.

The Shield handily took care of Kane and the New Age Outlaws, and it sounds like they nearly killed Billy Gunn for realz. Their new masks make them 10,000 times hotter, which I thought was a scientific impossibility but nope.

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I WANNA HAVE ALL THEIR BABIES.

My goddess AJ Lee dominated the Divas Invitational and retained her championship like the boss bitch she is. Forget that "no homo" bullshit, I would be full homo for AJ. Also, look at that fucking rock she's been wearing on her finger. Looks like my goddess got CM Punk to put a ring on it!

I don't give a fuck what anyone says, Triple H making an entrance looking like Shao Khan, complete with throne, war hammer, and scantily-clad slave girls, was the most pimping thing ever. Can you imagine how fucking crazy that must've felt, to enter the arena like that in front of thousands of screaming fans?! That's NXT Divas Charlotte Flair, Sasha Banks, and Alexa Bliss accompanying him, btw.



John Cena/Bray Wyatt was a reenactment of the final act of Return of the Jedi, complete with Bray Wyatt inviting Cena to strike him down to complete his turn to the Dark Side. I half-expected the match to end with Cena throwing Wyatt down a shaft while blue lightning shoots out of his fingertips.

Captain America: The Winter Soldier

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Fashionably late to the party! (what can I say, YOU try getting tickets to a box office smash movie in NYC on short notice *grumbles*)





It fucking ROCKED. CA: TWS is much more of a political espionage thriller than a superhero movie, and I think most little kids would be confused by it. It's also about as grimdark as the MCU movies have ever gotten, which is appropriate considering its pretty much about the collapse of SHIELD and everything Steve has thought he's known since the end of the first movie.

I cried during Steve's scene with Peggy. She's his "best girl"!

Natasha is pretty much the co-protagonist of the movie -- they could have legit called it Captain America & Black Widow -- and she's AWESOME. She's complicated and tricky and smart and even vulnerable. OMG when she's begging Nick Fury not to die on her... and she and Steve have a Moment at the end. Don't pretend you didn't see it. There was a Moment.

Interesting that Natasha and Steve call Tony "Stark" even between themselves.

Anthony Mackie as Sam is the perfect guy to have your back -- suffering from PTSD? He's got your back. Taking down the most evil organization in the world? He's got your back. Going on a wild chase for the most dangerous and emotionally unstable assassin alive? He's the man for the job. He's so goodhearted and affable that he almost single-handedly keeps the movie from being too grimdark. Also, I'm gonna be MRS. ANTHONY MACKIE one day, so all the rest of you thirsty bitches can get in line behind me.

Fury and Pierce were a little like the Roadrunner and Wiley Coyote -- every time one of them would spring a trap, the other would have a counter, and then there's a counter to the counter, and a counter for the counter's counter, and so on.

I don't know if it was the music or the way they lit him or what, but The Winter Soldier was freaking scary. I almost screamed when he appeared behind Natasha during the first confrontation with Cap & Crew. Sebastian Stan's not exactly a guy that you'd THINK would be so scary but yeah. The mercifully brief glimpses of his amputation and brain-washing are horrifying. Also we get to hear Bucky say a line in Russian. *fans self*

I was feeling it during the climax when Steve throws down the shield and refuses to fight Bucky any more. His duty is done. HYDRA is defeated. Innocent people have been saved. He's not going to put Bucky down like a rabid animal. That's NOT how Steve is going to let their story end. His belief in Bucky, in their friendship, that Bucky can be saved, is so touching. Can they just release the sequel already?

Russofandom's *~feels~* about CA: TWS

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I was checking out my diary.ru blog, and scouting around to find out what Russian-speaking fandom's views are on Captain America: The Winter SoldierThe First Avenger: Another War. This is from a small sampling, so don't take this as representative of ALL of Russofandom, but I thought it was worth sharing. Apparently, their nickname for Sebastian Stan is "Sebu", which is adorable and I vote that we adopt it forthwith.


*Lots of squee about Steve/Bucky.
*Denial about any Steve/Sam or Steve/Natasha subtext.
*Lots of FEELS about poor brainwashed Bucky. "He has eyes like puppy dog" is one memorable quote.
*They like drawing Bucky as a kitten. Just lots of Bucky-as-cute-animal analogies.
*Someone also made a joke about how the British villains in Hollywood better watch out, because this "Romanian migrant worker" is coming for their jobs.
*LOLs about 29-year-old Natasha being in the KGB.

Some timeline evidence for MCU Captain America

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Screencap of Steve's 4F letter from the first movie:



His birthdate is given as July 4, 1918. The date of the letter is June 14, 1943. So he enlisted shortly thereafter, became Cap, rescued Bucky about three months or so later, and then Bucky plummets to his doom and Steve goes on ice two days later.

In the after-credits scene in CA:TWS, Bucky's birthdate on his museum memorial is 1917. So he's at least 6 months older than Steve in MCU continuity.

Winter Soldier, Cinekink

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EDIT: Enjoy (?) this puzzling meta analysis of CA:TWS in which the plight of the Winter Soldier is explicitly compared to that of Muslim women wearing hijab. Because that's totally an obvious metaphor or something.


This is the very final note of the film, in the second stinger, and is a given for fans of the comics. Of course the “real” Bucky is going to re-emerge from “inside” the Winter Soldier, proving the indomitability of the human spirit. Of course he’s going to join the ranks of the wounded warriors, who are troubled (but not too troubled) by the violence they’ve been involved in. It is the UHS that white feminists go looking for “under the burqa,” the UHS that is waiting to be told that it is free to participate in any sanctioned sexual category, and free to participate in any form of marriage or family deemed acceptable in the West. And so on, and so on. This is the liberated UHS that operates as the ideal global consumer: completely free of unacceptable “superstition,” free of any deeply imprinted cultural trace. There should not be, inside the Winter Soldier, any “old” or “real” Bucky.


Someone's filling my prompt over on marvel-cinekink! It's Winter Soldier faking being Bucky and it's so good and I'm so excited about it. Everyone go read (CNTW, in progress).

redcandle17, I am looking for that Russian-language dirtybadwrong Brock Rumlow/Winter Soldier fic for you, it's on diary.ru somewhere and I just need to dig it out. A friend of mine grew up in Soviet-era Azerbaijan so I may run some of the more difficult words past her so we can understand the translation more fully ("This is the Russian word for rimjob! What in the world are you reading?!").

Some more thoughts after having seen Captain America 2: The Winter Soldier for the second time.



I didn't realize before that Natasha actually struck him in the eye. If Bucky hadn't been wearing some kind of magic bullet-repelling sunglasses, he'd have a bullet in his brain.

Bucky seems to favor his human hand when firing and knife-fighting, saving the metal arm for blocking attacks, punching, and ripping things apart. At the end, when he hits flesh wounds on Steve twice before plugging him through the abdomen, I wondered if his aim was off because he was firing with his metal hand (his right arm being broken). I'm full of questions about the prosthetic arm -- how much sensation does he have? Obviously he can sense pressure to some degree, or else he'd never be able to handle ammunition, etc. But can he sense heat? Cold? Can it be removed? How heavy is it?

redcandle17 pointed out that not only does Bucky choose to jump after Steve at the end, he then swims ashore with one broken arm, a metal arm, while dragging Steve's unconscious body.


While we're at it: fanpoodles, your opinions on Captain America tell me way more about YOU and YOUR damage than they do about Captain America, the character, man, or franchise, WW2, or 40s mores. I really cannot see how you could watch two Captain America movies and one Avengers movie, and come away thinking that Steve would pinch a woman on the ass, be surprised at racial integration, or have problems accepting a black man (or a black woman for that matter) as an authority figure. Do you think Peggy Carter would've put up with any man telling her to get in the kitchen and make him a sammich? How can you think Steve, who had a black soldier and a Japanese-American soldier in his Howling Commandos, and who in comicsverse had a close childhood friend who was gay (Arnie Roth), and who almost married a Jewish woman (Bernie Rosenthal), would belittle minorities? How can you believe that Steve, who grew up in the politically volatile NYC of the 1930s and 1940s and attended artsy-farsty school, would be a stereotypical Bud Light-swilling Republican?

It's more realistic! Fuck you.
Cap's more interesting if he's a racist, misogynistic homophobic prick! Fuck you.
He's called Captain America! Well, people call you a dumb motherfucker, you don't see me holding it against you.

OPERA CHARIOT

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Today, while I was taking the M3 bus downtown on my way to ninja class, the bus was empty so I went to stand beside the driver. He was singing opera so I started singing along with him. We sang the Queen of the Night aria and he broadcasted it on the bus' PA system ♥

Gamora/Angela shippiness, plus some CA:TWS recs

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The look on Gamora's face!

(I am 200% behind this ship. Maybe we'll get Angela in a GOTG sequel?)

Plus, some recs for Captain America: The Winter Soldier:

  • The Skull's Super Joy Division by Lauralot (references to rape/non-con, torture)
    Summary: A prompt from the Captain America kink meme. Both Steve and the Winter Soldier discover the Nazisploitation genre, and in particular, a film about them. They do not take it well.
    My thoughts: The unusual premise pinged my interest right away, especially as I'm the person misguided enough to sit through all of Ilsa: She-Wolf of the SS. There's elements of very dark humor (such as the Winter Soldier noting that the HYDRA uniforms in the porno are not regulation!), but ultimately the fic is a serious take on exploitation, in its various forms.

  • Reconstruction Site by EmilianaDarling (some violence, references to brainwashing)
    Summary: In which the Winter Soldier leads Steve Rogers and Sam Wilson on a wild goose chase through Eastern Europe so that he can learn more about the man who actually thinks he can be saved.
    My Thoughts: So this is more of the sort of post-CA:TWS fic I was looking for: less of the Winter Soldier being a catatonic homeless mess, and more of him being the dangerous, wounded individual we see at the end of the movie. The ending manages heart-warming without giving in to sappiness.

  • Personal Gratification by redcandle17 (rape/non-con, abuse of power, brainwashing)
    Summary: Written for the marvel_cinekink prompt Pierce/Winter Soldier (noncon/dubcon), Pierce doing terrible things to a mind-wiped obedient "asset."
    My Thoughts: The domestic details, such as Pierce's pyjamas his daughter gave him for Christmas, serves to put the horrific abuse in stark relief. A VERY dark story about the corruption and abuse of power.

  • Chinese Government arresting slash fanfic writers

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    ...Well, fuck.

    I wish there was more that I could say or do about this, but unfortunately I, along with the rest of fandom, am powerless to help these poor fanfic writers sentenced to prison for promoting "homosexuality, gore, and violence". I have always been against the mainstreaming of fandom, mostly out of fear of nightmare scenarios like this one.

    Male prostitutes in Depression-era NYC

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    Browsing through an interesting books, Gay New York: Gender, Urban Culture, and the Making of the Gay Male World, 1890-1940 (1994), which has quite a wealth of information about gay life in old New York City, although my attention was mostly on the chapters about the hustlers, the male prostitutes. What was it like to be a hustler in Depression-era New York City around the time Bucky and Steve were coming of age, in the late 1930s and early 1940s?



    • Male prostitutes were called 'fairies', 'cocksuckers', or 'punks' (specifically teenage prostitutes, 14-17) and the johns were called 'wolves', 'jockers' and 'husbands'.

    • There were brothels called 'slides' where johns could meet cross-dressing prostitutes

    • This is a bit early, but police records from 1921 indicate that of the men arrested for prostitution, Italian and Irish immigrants made up the bulk of those arrested (with Italians outnumbering the Irish two-to-one), but there were also Jews, black men, etc. Some of the johns were African-American men picking up white men for sex.

    • Times Square and also the benches at Battery Park were popular places to pick up male prostitutes. Some were also arrested for soliciting around subway stations.

    • Going-rate for sex acts with a male prostitute in 1931: 50 cents for oral, 75 cents for anal, plus the cost of a room (about a dollar).

    A bit o' this and that (CA:TWS, Tumblr, and a movie rec)

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    Can anybody hook a girl up with a high rez picture of the Winter Soldier's file from Kiev?

    In lieu of payment, gaze upon Anthony Mackie's beautiful eyelashes.



    A Sam-centric fic is coalescing right now. For my WWE peeps, I'm also working on the next chapter of The Maelstrom's Cup, which should be out soon-ish.

    I get so much secondhand embarrassment when I go on Tumblr looking for pics (okay, Tumblr gives me a LOT of secondhand embarrassment for a lot of reasons), but especially when I see posts and reblogs about "weaponized femininity" and "eyeliner so sharp it could cut your basic face off" and fantasizing about ruling men with their sexuality. There are not enough eyerolls in the world. Tumblrina, you are 14-years-old and you spend 20 hours a day on your Tumblr. You ain't running the streets in your stilettos, if you can even walk in them, and men are not video game characters that can be controlled if you find the right keysmash.

    I Netflix'd the movie Angel Heart, starring Mickey Rourke pre-uglification, Robert Deniro, and Lisa Bonet. I thought it was shockingly good, very beautifully-shot and the scenes in New Orleans filled me with nostalgia. If you're looking for a noirish horror movie on Netflix Instant, highly-recommended.

    I also Netflix'd Political Animals for SebStan, which was good, and also a couple episodes of Gossip Girl, also for SebStan, which was so bad that I screamed due to the burning in my eyes and backed out. Sebastian, I know you had to pay the rent, but you didn't have to stoop so low. You could've come to me, we could've worked something out.

    Carol Corps/Kamala Corps NYC '14

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    Gonna head out now and see if I can make it to the Carol Corps/Kamala Korps meetup in honor of Captain Marvel and Ms. Marvel, despite the borked trains. Any flisties gonna be there? I will be the girl with long red hair, a punk rock jacket, and Poison Ivy shoes, so if you see me, walk up and say hello!

    Carol Corps/Kamala Korps, plus Iron Fist thoughts

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    I had muchly fun at the NYC Carol Corps/Kamala Korps meetup last night! We visited Midtown Comics and now I have a tiny bobbleheaded Galactus. I regret nothing.

    During a discussion about Marvel's future properties with my fellow CC/KK members, I brought up my casting hopes for Iron Fist/Danny Rand. Like so many, I'm hoping for an Asian or Asian-American actor to play Danny Rand.


    As his comics fans know, Danny Rand's origin is closely tied to the mystical realm of K'un L'un, accessible only through a portal in the Himalayas, but Danny himself has always been portrayed as a blond white man. His father was a white guy adventurer named Wendell Rand-K'ai, who was adopted by K'un L'un's ruler, Lord Tuan, but who eventually returned to the outside world, met Danny's mother, and produced Danny himself.

    I don't see any need to jettison all of Danny's origin. It could be tweaked slightly so that Wendell Rand-K'ai is a native of K'un L'un. Perhaps he's Lord Tuan's biological son or a plucky orphan who Tuan adopted. Rand-K'ai could still journey to the outside world on a quest or to find himself or what-have-you, meet the beautiful American heiress Heather Duncan, and have kids (to simplify things, I would make Danny's half-sister Miranda his full-sister in this version). The rest of the story could proceed as it always has: Rand-K'ai attempts to bring his family back home to K'un L'un, only to die in the mountains, while Heather and the kids are brought to safety by Lord Tuan.

    Danny and Miranda are raised in the martial arts and traditions of K'un L'un by their grandfather, Lord Tuan.


    George Takei is a shoe-in for Lord Tuan.

    As for Danny's parents, a fellow Carol Corper (was it you, theladyscribe?) suggested Susanna Thompson, while I came up with Ken Watanabe for Rand-K'ai. Look at these two beautiful human beings and tell me they would not produce the most beautiful children ever.



    For Danny himself, I would cast Cole Horibe, who's made a name for himself playing Bruce Lee here on Broadway, so you know he's got the martial arts chops for the role. He's also gorgeous and has that good-boy persona you need for someone like Danny.



    And for Danny's rebellious sister Miranda: Moon Bloodgood.


    She even looks like Susanna Thompson!

    Why an explicitly mixed-race Danny Rand? There's no reason Danny's mom Heather can't be a beautiful Asian-American heiress, really. I think it'd be cool to have a depiction of a mixed-race hero, someone who a lot of kids out there can watch and think "oh wow, Danny's just like me!" without the 'tragic mulatto' bullshit or the unfortunate Mighty Whitey implications of 616 Danny's origins. Danny Rand could be mixed-race. He could have a handsome Asian dad and a wonderful white mom and he could be born in NYC and raised in K'un L'un and be at home wherever he goes.

    SebStan's eye color

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    redcandle17, remember when we were discussing the very important subject of Sebastian Stan's eye color? I think I found the perfect pic. The dark makeup helps his eyes stand out from his face.



    In other news, I am legit considering buying The Architect on Amazon Prime just to see SebStan's sex scene with Paul James. I can't believe that no one's put that up on Youtube or even gifed it or anything. You disappoint me, fandom.

    Some cool Cap + Black Widow discussions, plus fandom wankage

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    Let me be perfectly clear: if you send hateful messages, death threats, or wish harm on another human being because they dared to have an opinion contrary to your own on the BuckyNat ship, or any other ship, whether on lj, Tumblr, or any other platform, your behavior is cruel and unacceptable. YOU are everything that is wrong with fandom. I don't care what your excuse is. "Cool motive. Still an asshole."

    Captain America would be ashamed of you.

    On an unrelated note, girljanitor of Tumblr's medievalpoc has recently been exposed as a crackah ass crackah. Ordinarily this wouldn't be a big deal -- one doesn't have to be non-white to run an art blog comprised of shoddy research -- but girljanitor has explicitly presented herself as a POC for some time and used that cred to cry "racist!" at anyone who criticized her blog or challenged her statements (and calling someone a racist on Tumblr is the equivalent of lobbing a grenade into a town hall meeting). Notably, she's guilty of pulling more-oppressed-than-thou rank on actual POC, ethnic and religious minorities, and shouting them down.

    For anyone who's suffering from wank burnout, I highly recommend the Historically Accurate Steve blog, run by my flistie/first-rate human being, theladyscribe! Get lost for hours in fascinating posts about the world that created Steve Rogers and Bucky Barnes (and their creators, Joe Simon and Jack Kirby).

    Also over on little-details, there's a great post about the possible family background of Natalia Alianovna Romanova, aka the Black Widow. A must-read if you're like me and you get geeky about Russian patronymics.

    Every Mother's Day needs a Mother's Night

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    This one goes out to all the mothers out there.

    WWE's The Shield boytouching spectacular

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    Everybody wants a piece of Dean Ambrose -- touching on his what-what, feeling on his butt-butt.










    While we're at it, this gif of Curtis Axel feeling up CM Punk's ass while putting him in handcuffs (!!!) is just pornographic.



    Wrasslin, ladies and gentlemen.

    Moms in the MCU

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    So far, mothers have been almost as conspicuously absent from the Marvel Cinematic Universe as they were from most of Disney's princess movies. Tony Stark's mother, Maria, who in the comics he loved so much he named his charitable foundation after her, barely warrants a name, as her husband takes center-stage in Tony's daddy issues. Steve Rogers' mother, Sarah, who was a truly remarkable woman (she raised Captain America. You bet your ass she was remarkable) is only mentioned briefly after her death. So far the only MCU mom who we ever get to see on the big screen is Frigga.

    I was surprised to see when I checked the Guardians of the Galaxy IMDB page that Meredith Quill -- mother of Peter Quill, aka Star-Lord -- appears in the movie and she's being played by British actresss Laura Haddock (DaVinci's Demons). Not only that, but Haddock even briefly speaks about the part to a magazine, saying: "My part is very personal, very important to the story, but quite a small part. But [still] very important certainly to [Star-Lord's] journey." Plus, Meredith comes along with a sister, a mother of her own, and a female best friend!

    This tells me a few things:

    1. There will be a flashback to Peter's conception/childhood
    2. Meredith Quill and her fate are considered important enough to the story that she will be portrayed onscreen
    3. Meredith will interact not only with her son, but also with female relatives and a female friend

    That right there is three things I was not expecting from this movie. I hope that soon we will be seeing GoTG on the big screen, and getting to empathize with Meredith Quill's human frailties and quirks, her love for her child, and her fate.


    Meredith and Peter from Guardians of the Galaxy #0.1.

    The Maelstrom's Cup, Chapter 1 (WWE fanfic)

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    Decided to start crossposting my wrasslin fic from ff.net to here.

    Title: The Maelstrom's Cup
    Fandom: Wrestling
    Pairing: Jon Moxley/Tyler Black (aka Dean Ambrose/Seth Rollins)
    Rating: M for Mature
    Warnings: Sexual content, some violence, references to abuse, and other adult themes some readers may find disturbing. Also, as always, all characters herein are intended to be FICTIONAL and are not identical to the real wrestlers portraying them and have no bearing on their real lives/personalities. Capiche?
    Summary: In a 2006 that never was, Tyler Black encounters Jon Moxley in Puerto Rico.


    In the days and nights afterward, in the years inbetween their parting and meeting again, the memory lingered. It did not wear away, like colors faded in the sunlight. They went out of each other's lives, like a candle being blown out, a vanishing of the light, the afterimage left on the eye when the warmth itself is gone.

    Tyler Black shouldered his duffel bag and stepped from the overly air-conditioned airport out into the noonday heat. Hair plastered to his forehead as he waved down a cab. "Where to?" asked the cabbie as he slid into the backseat. Tyler looked up into the cabbie's eyes reflected in the rearview mirror and answered in his best Spanish. It did not escape him that lines appeared around the cabbie's eyes as they looked back, as though the man was smiling at him; the tone of his voice when he said "Okay, no problem" (in English) made it plain that he was amused by Tyler's efforts.

    Tyler stared out the window as they drove into San Juan proper, only halfway paying attention to anything he saw. He really hoped that Bushwhacker Luke knew what he was talking about. Tyler hadn't been able to understand half of what the man had told him over the phone, but true to his word he'd sent Tyler a plane ticket to the island so it seemed worthwhile to check out what IWA Puerto Rico had to offer. He'd felt good about it, in the days before boarding the plane. Tyler knew he looked good, and his ring work left nothing to be desired. It seemed like half the guys who did a stint in PR got snapped up by WWE as soon as they got back.

    The cab turned down a dusty side street, slowing to a crawl as they looked for the right address. The sun blazed overheard, and the sidewalks lay empty. No one wanted to be out in this heat. Up ahead, one lone figure came into focus, walking towards them, brazenly, almost in the middle of the street. The cabbie cursed and honked his horn at the guy. As they drew closer, Tyler saw that he was a young man, sunstruck hair almost bronze in color, wearing a worn wifebeater and ripped jeans. Some Puerto Ricans were that fair, but something about the guy told Tyler that he wasn't a local, anymore than Tyler himself was. Maybe he's another wrestler, Tyler thought, checking out his arms and shoulders. The cab crawled by, barely finding enough room to pass him, the guy seemingly daring them to run him over. He stared right into the cab's window at Tyler, and Tyler got a brief flash of blue eyes as they drove past him.

    A minute later, the cab pulled up in front of IWA Puerto Rico's headquarters. Tyler paid and grabbed his duffel from the cab. He knocked, and the door was wrenched open by an older man with a dragon tattoo on his forearm, cursing at him loudly in a Kiwi accent. "G'ddamnit Mox - oh, you! Who's this then?" The older man ogled Tyler.

    "I'm Tyler Black." Tyler squared his shoulders and offered his hand to shake. "You must be Bushwhacker Luke."

    "Yeah." An uncomfortable silence hung in the air. Tyler's hand went unshaken.

    "You sent me a plane ticket. You said you wanted to see me." Tyler desperately hoped that Luke hadn't forgotten about the whole thing and made him come all this way for nothing. It seemed horribly possible.

    "Oh. Oh! I thought ye was someone else. G'damn, come in, come in." Luke waved him in, still having not touched his hand. Blinking, Tyler stepped into what appeared to be Luke's office. Small, overheated, with one fan propped up in the window valiantly doing all it could, the room was taken up by a desk topped with paperwork and a couple of folding chairs with dents in them that looked suspiciously like they might've resulted from contact with a human skull. A huge photograph of Luke and his former tag team partner graced the opposite wall, both of them snarling and flipping off the camera. Luke was excitedly talking to him, but he was no more intelligible in person than he'd been on the phone. Tyler got the gist though - Luke wanted him to come to a couple shows, try it out, and if all went well he would stay in San Juan and work for IWA Puerto Rico. "Yer a prime bloke I see, ye'll do well enough, ay?" Luke asked him.

    "Uh, sure," said Tyler. This seemed to please Luke, who threw an arm around his shoulder and led him out of the office. Tyler followed him around to the side of the building, where he found a rickety set of stairs that led up to an apartment on the second floor of the building. As they climbed up the stairs, Tyler saw that a man was sitting on the balcony outside, smoking a cigarette.

    "Mike, Mike!" Luke indicated Tyler, who tried to smile at the other man. "S'Tyler Black, just got here, he did."

    Stubbing out his cigarette, Mike said, "Mikael Judas. Nice to meet you."

    "Likewise." Finally Tyler got that handshake. To his shock, Luke took off back down the stairs, leaving him there. At the look on Tyler's face, Mikael shrugged his shoulders.

    "You can stay here if you want. Luke'll want you to see the show tomorrow night." Nodding at Tyler's duffel bag, Mikael asked, "Is that all you got?"

    "Yeah. Do you all live here?" Tyler asked. The apartment didn't look very big. He wondered how many guys lived in there together.

    Mikael popped open the window and climbed through into the apartment, as cool as he could be. "Front door doesn't work," he told Tyler. Reluctantly, Tyler climbed in after him. Inside, the apartment was as small as he'd feared. There was a beat-up couch, a television and a stack of video games, and an empty pizza box on the floor. There was what looked like a small kitchenette off to one side, and two closed doors. "This is the company apartment," Mikael explained to him. "You can leave your bag on the couch. I figure it's yours for now." He opened one door, revealing a bathroom, and then the other door, revealing a bedroom with two mattresses on the floor. "That's where Mox and I sleep."

    "Mox?"

    "Another worker. You'll see him soon enough." Mikael went into the kitchen and got two beers out of the fridge. Tyler accepted one gratefully. "It's just me and Mox right now," Mikael went on. "Some of the other guys have their own places, or live with girlfriends. You know, the usual." He took a deep drink of his beer and gave Tyler a curious look. "You look real young, kid."

    Tyler tried to play it off. "I'm old enough."

    "Yeah, I guess so. This your first time away from home?"

    "No." Which wasn't strictly a lie. Tyler had stayed in hotels across the midwest while wrestling, and had gone on a senior trip to France once. There was no way he was letting on how inexperienced he was to this guy. Mikael seemed cool enough but he'd only met him fifteen minutes ago. "I've been around, uh, here and there."

    Mikael didn't say anything, just took another drink of his beer, but he seemed to smirk a little to himself first. They finished their beers, then Mikael took him back outside to point out the gym across the street. They walked down a few blocks to a little bodega to pick up something to eat. The sun hung low in the sky, and people started coming out on the street. A pretty girl walked past them and blew a kiss to Mikael, who blew a kiss back, making her giggle. On their way back from the bodega, they passed a group of really hard-looking guys hanging out around a liquor store. "Stop fuckin' staring at them," Mikael hissed at Tyler. Tyler jerked his head to look at Mikael so quickly that a pain twinged in his neck.

    "Are those guys-" Tyler trailed off. He was a little nervous to put into words what he was thinking.

    "Yeah. You're a real fuckin' hick, ain't ya?" Mikael chuckled to himself. "Around here, you mind your own business. Don't stare at those guys. Don't draw attention to yourself."

    "Okay." Tyler hung his head a little. They made it back to the apartment without incident, climbed through the window, and ate their dinner. Tyler stuck his leftovers in the fridge and called his family to let them know he was okay. There was no show tonight, so and Mikael hung out and played video games for a couple hours. There was still no sign of the 'Mox' guy Mikael lived with.

    Mikael was in the shower when the window suddenly wrenched open, nearly making Tyler jump out of his skin. "Oh fuck -" he started to say. A face peered through the window at him, and Tyler recognized him as the same fair-haired guy from earlier that day. The guy slipped gracefully through the window, perching on the little ledge on the inside and staring him down. His mouth twisted in an ugly way.

    "Where the fuck is Mike?"

    Tyler pointed vaguely in the direction of the bathroom. "He's taking a shower."

    "Why are you here?"

    "I'm Tyler Black. I came to wrestle-"

    "Well, I didn't think Mike picked you up in a bar and brought you home to fuck him." The guy barked out a harsh laugh. Tyler didn't know whether to laugh along or if the joke was on him somehow. The guy eyed him up and down. "Nah, Mike couldn't land someone who looked like you."

    "Hey, fuck you, Mox." That was Mikael, who'd just emerged from the shower. He was wearing nothing but a towel around his waist. He slapped the Mox guy on the back and nodded to Tyler. "Tyler Black, meet Jon Moxley. Jon, meet Tyler."

    "Yeah, whatever." Moxley stomped off towards the kitchenette, yanking off his belt as he went like he was improvising a weapon. Up close, he was bigger than Tyler had first assumed, a few inches over six feet. He reappeared a moment later, holding a beer. "Move over," he told Tyler, sitting down next to him on the couch. Mikael went into the bedroom, probably to change. Tyler tried to give Moxley enough room on the couch, but somehow the whole side of his body was crushed up against Moxley. He couldn't help but check the guy out. He guessed Moxley was about his age, a bit taller and broader than Tyler. His shoulders were a little sunburnt. Moxley took a swig of his beer, sat it down hard on the floor in front of him, and turned his body towards Tyler, crowding him even more. Tyler felt as though he was being pushed against the arm of the couch.

    "Tyler, huh?" said Moxley in a tone that suggested that he didn't expect a response. "You won't last the week."

    For the first time since he'd gotten to Puerto Rico, Tyler was pissed off. Where did this guy get off, talking shit like that? "Hey, I'm a damn good wrestler," Tyler told him, the pride in his voice shining through. "I ran my territory back home, and this isn't the only offer I've had. Every veteran I've gotten in the ring with has come out a believer." He glared at Moxley. "I'll get in the ring with you, and you'll believe, too."

    Moxley braced an elbow against the back of the couch, moving in even closer to Tyler. His hot breath touched Tyler's neck as he spoke. "You could probably do backflips and shooting star presses all around me in that ring," Moxley said. "I don't doubt it. But you're too clean and too pretty and too..." His eyes flickered down to Tyler's mouth. "You speak too softly. You won't last here. These people don't want to see headlocks and that technical shit. This is the law of the jungle. Blunt force trauma. Who can get hit the hardest." He glanced down. Without even realizing it, Tyler had planted a hand in the center of Moxley's chest, as though to hold him back from getting any closer. To his surprise, Moxley didn't swat at his hand or say anything about. He just leaned back a little, grabbed his beer off the floor, and took another deep drink. They sat there a minute, each watching the other. Moxley barely blinked; he reminded Tyler of a snake or something. Finally, he stood up and took off to the bedroom that he and Mikael shared. Pausing in the doorway, Moxley had one final parting shot.

    "Whatever Luke promised you, it doesn't mean anything. Trust me. I know." With that, he slammed the door behind him and left Tyler there alone.

    MCU Ronan the Accuser (GoTG)

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    Finally we get a clear look at Lee Pace as one of the baddies from the upcoming Guardians of the Galaxy!



    SEXY.

    BTW, this means both of Crystal's husbands are now in the MCU -- Pietro/Quicksilver in Avengers: Age of Ultron, and Ronan in Guardians of the Galaxy. Obviously we need an Inhumans movie so we can have a Crystal! Or hell, just give Crystal her own movie. I'm down. Who's with me?!

    Chris Pratt (Peter Quill/Star-lord) is so cute on Twitter, retweeting fans' Star-lord fanart and talking up how great Batista and his other co-stars are. They seem like such a great cast. And of course Chris Evans is in love with Pratt, too. I can't wait for a press tour.

    On a completely unrelated note, the revelation that the Game of Thrones showrunners offered the Yara (aka Asha of book canon) role to Lily Allen, Alfie Allen (Theon)'s real-life sister, just solidifies for me the vileness of those producers. Don't get me wrong, I can kink on fictional incest. But there's something so wrong about offering a part to an actress just so she can get felt up by her own brother for chuckles. Fuckin' gross.
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