Talking that Frenchy talk
On a comm, there was a request for people to record themselves speaking in their second language. So here's my contribution, a snippet of a poem in French Creole by Pierre Dalcour.Record and upload...
View ArticleMy finishing move: The Morrissey
My man-creature thinks that I should have names for my kenpo moves, like how pro wrestlers name their finishing moves (or, if you're a nerd, kinda like how anime characters will call their attacks). He...
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Mickey Avalon, just a guy trying to pay his child support
I just discovered there's a video for Mickey Avalon's song "I'm Hot", and more importantly, I discovered that the video is Mickey dancing on stage in a strip club and giving a woman a lap dance while...
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Yuletide noms, A03, and Wakaliwood
There's a lot of great IAMA (I am a.... ask me anything) posts on reddit's IAMA community, but one of the most unusual and fun to read is the one about the white American guy who chucked it all and...
View ArticleThoughts on having seen GOTG a second time
Just got back from seeing Guardians of the Galaxy again.1. When Gamora objects to Ronan sending Nebula to Xandar after the Orb, it's on the grounds that she (Gamora) knows Xandar, and Nebula doesn't....
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Whenever I forget why I hateread Tumblr instead of getting my own, a gem will pop out like a dingleberry from a wildebeest's ass. More often than not, it's some variation on "skinny bitches have it...
View ArticleStupid Tumblr Marvel Moment Bazillion-and-one
Your daily dose of Tumblr Stupid: "What kind of nasty able-bodied gaze is necessary to probe that deep into a character’s medical care?"A) Bucky is A FICTIONAL FUCKING CHARACTER. He is not a real...
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Xena: Warrior Princess rewatch!
I set for myself the goal of rewatching XENA: WARRIOR PRINCESS in it's entirety. XENA was my jam when I was a wee fanthing, and definitely shaped a lot of my id. I'm now three episodes in, so I'll post...
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James O'Barr doesn't care who you are, Kitty Pryde
Today was the first day of Comic Con, which is also my only day of Comic Con, so I was determined to fit in as much as possible into the one day that I had. I attended two panels with theladyscribe:...
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Hetalia ficlets
I realized I never posted these here, even though I wrote them years ago!Author: Yours truly.Characters: America. No pairings.Genre: Angst (is environmental horror a genre?)Rating: M for Mature, for...
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"We are heroes like Kevin Bacon!": Guardians of the Galaxy reaction post
Y'all, me and my girls redcandle17 and theladyscribe saw GOTG last night and it was soooooo good. Highly recommended, two thumbs (or tentacles) up, certainly the funniest MCU movie so far and full of...
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Y'all they're onto us
Johnny Gargano has found slash fic of himself and Chuck Taylor.For the record, if any pro wrestlers ever happen across this lj and read erotic slash fanfic of themselves as written by moi, I am not...
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Fake geeks, stand down
I don't know what's going on, it must be full moon or something, because the fake geeks are coming out of the woodwork. I'm not hating on anybody if they're not into comics or whatever, but don't go...
View ArticleFuck Ultron
There are already people on Tumblr who want to fuck Ultron.Get me a young priest and an old priest. We have to exorcise Tumblr.THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU.
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My predictions for what Marvel will announce at their Tuesday press event
1. A Black Widow movie GODDAMNIT2. Chris Evans announces his engagement to theladyscribe3. Spoilers for the upcoming DC movies, like that time WCW spoiled the outcome of the WWF championship match...
View ArticleHockey Fandom
I don't know that much about hockey RPF, but all I want to say is that if this fandom has not yet produced a Blades of Glory AU, then pack it up, it's over. The fandom is a failure.This has been a...
View ArticleNot Like Other Girls
This whole "not like other girls" thing that pops up here and there is the speshulest snowflake thing to ever speshul snowflake. It's not like you aren't a carbon-based lifeform like other girls, you...
View ArticleMCU news + spoilers
It sounds like we will be getting three different black guys in the next Avengers movie. Idris Elba said he filmed a scene for Age of Ultron with Chris Hemsworth and Tom Hiddleston.Also, everyone on...
View ArticleRihanna
My BF loves him some Rihanna. Loves loves loves her. So yesterday we were talking about the whole situation with Chris Brown and how he kept winning awards and shit.BF: How did he get away with that?...
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